Ezekiel Kemboi won our lovely country its first gold medal in the London 2012 Olympics. It was an ecstatic moment, not just for all Kenyans but for Kemboi himself. Certainly, no one foresaw the celebration that would follow Kemboi’s victory. Some have called it an embarrassing show of bromance.., which can be forgiven given that Kenyans were really praying to register their first gold medal at the games. Kemboi delivered.., not just the gold, but a show as well.
While we can’t show you how to dance like Kemboi, we can at least show you how to hug like only he can.
Run like you stole something
Win.., but don’t smile just yet.
Play dead.., to confuse your enemies.
Ask God to forgive you for what you’re about to do
Get up and do the dance of your people
Find an unsuspecting French guy and pretend you want to shake hands
Suddenly jump on the French guy.., shirtless.
Give the French guy your shirt and let him swing it in the air.., like you just don’t care!
*cough* “Okay kids, cover your eyes”
Wear your mate’s shirt with a name most Kenyans cannot pronounce
And that’s how to hug like a champion.
But if it’s too much for you..,
You can always air out stuff.